리틀팍스

October 20th

First of all I'm really glad you lettered me because for two weeks I've thought you've left here for good. Luckily it isn't, and I'm also glad about that.

 To answer your question my MBTI is INTP, which basically means I'm some sort of genius. As if. I am not good at anything except maybe math and English.

 I know about the and so the lion fell in love with the lamb quote and first I thought that was some kind of practical joke. But turns out it wasn't. This is said by Edward, the main jerk, and you know what happens after that?

 "What a stupid lamb", said Bella.

 And Edward?! "What a sick, ma-something lion."

 I don't know what Edward described himself but I do know it means someone who's obsessed with sexual stuff. What?! 

 I agree Meyer is a real bad writer, but I can't really blame her because she's a Mormon, and as you know that so-called "religion" is a piece of garbage. Google it and you can find it out, and I bet you'll be real shocked—considering you're a girl, and there are supremely (can't find any other world for it) weird laws about female.

 I haven't read the Hunger Games yet, but I do know it by word. I think it's about this fictional country where these teenagers compete against each other to survive, but I can't be so sure. 

 Well, yeah, The Stone did carry the same names from the characters at Twilight and I kind of regret it, because it seems kind of strange to me. But then again I was kind of sad(?!) when I found out Jacob had real bad ending, because he was my favorite character (he's got issues of his own such as kissing Bella when she said she didn't want to) compared to all the rest of the morons so I decided way back when (it'll probabaly be June? Or July) that the characters would be named Bella and Jacob. They're actually common names.

 And I also regret that I've ever read that series because my mind was filled with that two weeks straight. Personally it's not very good for a bunch of fifth-graders, as we are. But then there's one volume in the school library, so that's definitely ironic. I think that's why the movie is considered as PG-15.

 I can kind of relate about your mom doesn't allowing your account to continue because my accuont ends next May and nowadays I can't survive five days without writing at least something here. It's amazing you can hold yourself from hacking some guy's ID or something like that—I'd do that by any means.

 The reason why my mom is skeptical about lasting the account longer because as you know, it's kind of expensive (130 bucks) and the main reason why this account is still up and running is because my little sister uses it in kindergarten. In fact that's how I knew about here in the first place. 

Yep, Bella's characteristics are totally nonsense. It was good until the first volume, as you said, because she wasn't droven crazy by Edward back then. But (the dreaded but) Bella's personalities are totally messed up, thanks to Edward and her everlasting love to him or something. And the reason they were attracted to each other is because:

 Bella: She likes beauty, and Edward was the prince of that high school or something. 

 Edward: She seems like a delicious prey to a vampire. Also she smells nice.

 Aren't they just ridiculous?

 And yeah, you've catched my little humor in Chapter Eight. I thought it would be funny if I purposefully changed Twilight into Midnight, and obviously it worked.

Bye now—

Pottermore

P.S. Are your friend good at English? Because I checked his writings and your letter to me was the first one.